Genre: Pinku Eiga
Director: Mototsugu Watanabe
Subtitles: English (Hardcoded)
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1
File: Dvdrip Divx Avi - 704x384 - 613mb
Mirai (Kyoko Hashimoto) has a problem. Like many young girls, she longs to fall in love. Unfortunately for her, she was trained by her father (who harbors a secret grudge) to turn her nether regions into a deadly weapon. She wears a gizmo-ridden chastity belt to keep her from straying but the belt seems to find its way to the ground quite often. As part of her father’s nebulous revenge scheme, Mirai is transferred to a private school, where, frankly, all the students seem about 15 years too old to be in high school. Soon after arriving Mirai makes some friends, and of course a few enemies, and is attacked with a deadly barrage of ball point pens. As the plot unfolds, the reasons behind Mirai's transfer and the true nature of her father's scheme is revealed. And in great Sukeban Deka tradition, Mirai adds a kendama (yo-yo) to her already potent arsenal. Only this yo-yo has an... er, extra feature...
Sexy Battle Girls is best described as a pinku spoof of the Sukeban Deka films & TV shows. Needless to say, the idea of murderous Kegel muscles is a new element of the Sukeban Deka mythology. And since this is a pinku, sex scenes pop up every ten minutes. The limited budget is hilariously evident: the sets and effects (the chastity belt is a bunch of springs and buttons strapped to a plastic crotch cup) are completely cheap. But I suspect no one is going to watch this film looking for Avatar-esque CGI.
If you're looking for 60 minutes of goofy and trashy fun, though, you could do a lot worse. Yes, I suppose you could do a lot better, too, but, well... it does has a deadly vagina. And ninja pens. And a yo-yo with a dildo. I mean, really - if you're the type who wants to see this movie, you know who you are.
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