Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970) Jaromil Jires

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970)
aka Valerie a týden divu

Genre: Surreal
Jaromil Jires
Country: Czechoslovakia
Language: Czech
Subtitles: English (srt file)
Aspect Ratio: 1.37:1
Length: 73 mns
File: Dvdrip Xvid Avi - 899mb

Valerie [Jaroslava Schallerová] has just come of age with her first bleeding. Babischka [Helena Anyzová] says that it's time to put away her magic earrings and attend to the missionaries who are coming to town. Valerie, however, is more interested in the performers who have arrived for Hedvica's wedding. As the celebrators pass below her dining room window, Valerie sees a "monster," a masked man whose face changes from human to a nosferatu-like vampire. Even Babischka pales when she sets eyes on him.

Now Valerie begins to see the vampire everywhere. He is the Bishop, he is the Constable, he is her boyfriend Orlik's guardian, he is the Weasel, he is Babischka's lover Richard. Babischka wishes to be young again so that Richard will find her beautiful, so she signs away her house (Valerie's inheritance) in return for a drink of Hedvica's blood on her wedding night. Babischka then shows up as Valerie's second cousin Elsa, young, beautiful, and vampire. When Valerie learns that the Vampire is dying and must have blood, she steals a chicken and feeds him the blood off her lips.

A visiting priest, another of Babischka's lovers, tells Valerie that her father was also Orlik's father, which greatly disturbs Valerie to find that she and Orlik are brother and sister, but she is more disturbed when the priest attempts to seduce her, so upset in fact that she kills herself with her magic earrings. The priest then kills himself but comes back to life. The priest convinces the town that Valerie bewitched him, so the townsfolk tie Valerie to a stake and set her on fire, but her magic earrings save her.

Suddenly, Babischka is back. She reveals to Valerie a story about how her lover Richard had two children with Valerie's mother (of which Valerie is one, of course) just as a carriage drives up and Valerie's parents get out. A hunter kills a weasel which has been eating the chickens, and much merriment ensues as the whole town turns up to celebrate. The story ends with Valerie asleep in a bed in the middle of the forest.


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Barry said...

Dam you NLZ, you have such good movies, and you only use hotfile, which mean that I will never get to see them .

flaflatw said...

To Barry :

Then, you should register to SMz, all the movies posted by NLZ are already on SMz, and, most on time on RS or MU

For that one, links are :

Barry said...

Thank you for the links, much appreciated.
Hate to seem stupid, but what is SMz ?

flaflatw said...

Not a question of stupidity, not everyone can know this forum : (SMz)

Barry said...

I found the registration page, but it tells me that it is currently disabled.

galmuchet said...

Means you can't (I'm afraid registration is closed for a long time)

flaflatw said...

Really ?

OK, I will check tonight or tomorrow and will let you know how to register (if not closed to registration)

flaflatw said...

You are correct :

New rule posted on May :
[quote]For various reasons, we've decided to experiment with different methods/systems of registration. In the not too distant future we're considering introducing an Invitation System.

For the time being, we're restricting new registrations to weekends only, that's 48 hours from midnight on Friday (Central European time).

Outside of these hours, i.e. during the week, the site will generally be closed for registrations. However, if you have a friend that would like to join the site, sent a PM with their details to either myself or kazs and we'll create a new account for them. Once the account has been created, you can notify them and also tell them to change their password AFTER they have logged in.[/quote]

and later on August, the rule has changed again :
[quote]SurrealMoviez is currently invite only.[/quote]

Dark Mind said...

anyone here can give me an invite to surrealmoviez please ? :/

galmuchet said...

@Dark Mind said...

Who are you? to invite we must know, don't you think so ...

Dark Mind said...

i don't know exactly what you mean by knowing me, so i'll answer as i understand it :). I'm just one more movie-holic that looking for new experiences.

Dark Mind said...


so that was not the answer you where looking for ... any more clues how i might join that forum ?

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